The United States of America on college education

Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.

USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.

Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.

USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.

Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.

USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.

BUT WHY. MEANWHILE I'M OVER HERE REBLOGGING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER. YOLO, BRO. YOLO.

BEAUSE IF I OLO I’M GONNA BE GODDAMN BEAUTIFUL WHILE I DO. And also because I find it relaxing. ;D


YOUR PAGES ARE COLOR CODED HOW DID I JUST FIGURE THIS OUT?

ARE YOU SHITTING ME THIS HAS BEEN A YEAR OF ME SELECTIVELY AND PAINSTAKINGLY CHOOSING WHICH SHADES OF WHICH COLORS TO CHOOSE AND HOW THEY BLEND AND LIKING THINGS INSTEAD OF AUTOMATICALLY REBLOGGING SO NOW I HAVE ABOUT 4,000+ THINGS LIKED THAT I WILL ONE DAY REBLOG IN THE MOST BEAUTIFUL COLOR ORDER YOUR EYES HAVE EVER WITNESSED EVEN IF IT TAKES ME 20 GODDAMN YEARS TO DO IT this has been a post.